What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:16

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”